That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need help removing her.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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