I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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