I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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