Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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