nut hugger
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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