No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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