Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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