Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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