Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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