he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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