ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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