Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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