he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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