what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My life is pants optional.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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