i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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