I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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