i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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