how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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