69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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