shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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