just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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