i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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