Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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