I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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