I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
