Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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