sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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