Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Randomize
