last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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