Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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