i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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