butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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