I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
