oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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