therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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