Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
