So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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