The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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