Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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