i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
