Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize
