and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
