she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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