Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
