and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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