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i think i have herpe

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just one?

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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.

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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan

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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...

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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note

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Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!

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(240): View more from Maryland

i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?

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(301): View more from Maryland

I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..

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I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter

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