Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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