So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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