If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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