wrigley field is MILF paradise
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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