Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
