I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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