Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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