It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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