How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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